Yuck. Today is as Monday as Mondays get: A million things to do in a bleary, glassy-eyed state after a weekend of wine and song. By wine I mean wine, and by song I mean hearty, delicious, carbolicious Italian delicacies.

I’m cleaning out with a day of green smoothies. I’ll break the fast tonight. With steak.

[UPDATE: Who’re we kidding? Green smoothie cleanse only lasted until lunchtime, as per usual. But lunch was spaghetti squash with tomatoes, so still eating light.]